But there is more to know than just that about a british freeskier.
Think of me as a worse version Christopher Columbus except I will be exploring the wonders of british skiing.
My first endeavour is to a slope of toothbrushes, this is also know as dendix.
written by some american or a cynical brit trying to fit into the american freestyle scene.
Eventually after the 110th page on google, I find the snow dome website.
Ironically the slope is a 110 metres long, like the page on google.
When I get there I realise this is just a fridge.
I am ecstatic at this prospect though, because I’m skiing so who really cares.
I then hear some ‘sweet’ rap music with the DJ who sounds like he has just discovered rap.
Next I hit the jump.
I do a ‘cork 9’ and ‘stomp it’ (screw up and do a 120).
The landing also has this really useful hole in it, helpfully carved by the infestation of snowboarders.
Nevertheless as always I ‘stomped’ the trick.
But I dont care because Im skiing in England.
