The ski industry wants you to go skiing.
They make a run at sell you on this dream, warm lodges, sunny days, perfect slopes.
Don’t give in.
Don’t forget the misery that ski season brings.
Here are 5 reasons that skiing is totally the worst.
Sorry, it’s not going to happen.
You are going to suck.
Those first turns you imagined the whole ride up?
Muscle memory is an urban myth, look it up!
It wont feel good
Skiing hurts.
You are going to get beat up by the mountain.
You wont sound good
Do you suffer from Excessive Opening Day Stoke or EODS?
It was winter again, I was skiing and all was right with the world.
Skiing is lame, it’s totally the worst, I have no idea why anybody does it.
