Otherwise you might walk out in the morning to find a little more than you bargained for.
Don’t be afraid.
Even if they hate you for it, they’ll forgive you when they get out on the slopes.
No man left behind!
Parking
Parking can be a pain and sometimes even cost money.
This is a blatant lie.
Regardless of what they tell you, there is ALWAYS free parking somewhere.
Forgot something important like gloves or a hat?
Thank God for the lost and found!
Show of your moves!
If you go down a run under a chairlift, check that to throw down some serious moves.
You wouldn’t want anyone you’ll likely never see again to think you’re a pussy.
Lunch
Are You poor?
Of course you’re poor) PBJ Sandwiches can stash your life.
Or bring a hotplate and cook ramen, spaghetti, or anything else in the lodge.
The Terrain Park
The sun is out, and you’re spinning some laps through the park.
If someone yells “DO A BACKFLIP!!!!!!”
While you’re dropping into a jump and you don’t deliver, well, WTF?
Why do you even ski bro?
Now you deserve a beer!
You earned it, you made it to the slopes, had fun, and didn’t die.
But have no fear!
WINTER IS COMING SOON!
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