Spoiler alert: it’s a mind-blowingly stupid idea.
You still have to close a car door for it to work".
you could only secure your bike WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR CAR WITH YOU.
That’s right, your bike is safe wherever your CAR IS AND NO WHERE ELSE.
Well fuck me then, I better just use MY FUCKING CAR INSTEAD OF GETTING MY SHIT STOLEN AGAIN.
“Hey honey, I’m taking the bike into work again.
Can you find my piece-of-shit, hockey puck tampon while I load my bike into my fucking car?”
Leave it to a Mormon to create a bike lock that needs a car to work.
