That is why we are all quitting and moving on to a much more corporation funded sport.
Pete added, “Why give 100% when 35 will get you laid and paid.”
To top it all off, Bret is simply “too old for this shit.”
It’s all about the Benjamins, baby.
Newschoolers: Noah, what impact has skiing had on your life?
NOAH: When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional skiing.
I was handed the keys to the kingdom.
Everyone wanted a piece of my shit.
But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.
A man fights, fights, and fights some more.
Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies.
And my ass ain’t no pussy.
My ass is a fucking champion.
But maybe there’s more to life than being really really really ridiculously good at skiing.
I am undoubtedly, you know, Steve of internet, downtown, fashion, culture.
By a long jump.
I had to take a step back from my career.
What I saw was truly unchill.
All the fame had made me into something I am not.
Newschoolers: Dan, anything to say for yourself?
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