That is why we are all quitting and moving on to a much more corporation funded sport.

Pete added, “Why give 100% when 35 will get you laid and paid.”

To top it all off, Bret is simply “too old for this shit.”

GOODENOUGHBGK to Release Final Episode

It’s all about the Benjamins, baby.

Newschoolers: Noah, what impact has skiing had on your life?

NOAH: When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional skiing.

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I was handed the keys to the kingdom.

Everyone wanted a piece of my shit.

But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.

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A man fights, fights, and fights some more.

Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies.

And my ass ain’t no pussy.

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My ass is a fucking champion.

But maybe there’s more to life than being really really really ridiculously good at skiing.

I am undoubtedly, you know, Steve of internet, downtown, fashion, culture.

By a long jump.

I had to take a step back from my career.

What I saw was truly unchill.

All the fame had made me into something I am not.

Newschoolers: Dan, anything to say for yourself?

Head on over to their instagram to check the teaser to their final episode:@goodenoughbgk