The art of courting a female in a small ski town is a skill few have mastered.
This competition can lead to incredible frustration amongst males in the ski community.
Occasionally, some males might look to the mountains to fix their frustrations, but it rarely happens.
Fortunately, there are people like me who have failed again and again so the common man can succeed.
Its best to have a friend make a warm introduction to get things off on the right foot.
Next, dive right into conversation.
If there is one thing the Alta princess loves, its when you talk about yourself.
If youre not a big sender, no worries!
She wasnt skiing with you and wont know the difference.
At all costs, keep the conversation on you and keep talking.
Step Two: Ski Date
The ski date is the perfect stepping stone to winning yourself an Alta lady.
see to it to bust out at least one backflip during your ski date.
Chicks love a guy who can backflip.
Sometimes an in-bounds date wont get the job done and youll need a backcountry tour to really impress her.
Show off that big backcountry brain of yours by making all the decisions without asking her opinion.
Also verify to take her somewhere original like Patsey Marley or Twin Lakes Pass.
If an in-bounds date wont get the job done, this is sure to win your gal over.
The biggest and most challenging hurdle one will face in this step is the roommate.
The roommate is one of the most notorious cock-blockers in all of society.
Often, they cock-block without even knowing it.
Avoid this travesty by having a detailed calendar on your door for any potential meetup times.
The other challenge one might face during these Covid times is the entry.
If youre on the ground level, a simple window should do the trick.
When its time for her to leave, have your lady simply sneak back out the window.
Nothing screams romance like sneaking a beautiful gal in and out of the smelly shack you call a home.
confirm to do this step with elegance and grace.
Although I hope these tips help you court the woman of your dreams, I seriously doubt it.
The Alta female is still a mystery to me, and forever will be.
