Its all just one long battle against urine.
And while that is a very valid frustration, theres more to it.
I lived three hours from the nearest resort, and we had a whole routine built around peeing.
And then theres the eternal boot dilemma.
Of course, thats never convenient.
Putting on ski boots means you better navigate slippery stairs and tiled bathrooms in your clunky plastic boots.
Thats two urine related delays before youre even on the hill.
From that point, there are a few immutable rules of peeing.
In middle school, a friend claimed to have peed out the window of the Silver Mountain Gondola.
Im still not sure if I believe him or not.
I have a friend that accidentally peed in front of Jimmy Chin.
She still tells this story years later, I bet he doesnt.
Peeing is the best way to fall in a tree well with your fly down.
I definitely pulled over and peed in the Spoon the first time I skied it.
As soon as you gear up for a bootpack, youll need to pee.
You will at some point get pee on your gear.
Thats why its waterproof.
