The most recent leak contains top-secret information like the secret to good risotto, and speculation about aliens.
One Newschoolers member went as far as saying that hed rather watch Goeppers old slope runs, than Clinton.
This leak may come as a major setback.
In a message to her campaign manager Hillary wrote, cant I just do mute 10s?
Landing backwards is dumb, and that goddamn arm swing makes me look like those stupid scandanavian kids.
One undecided voter told us, Im not even mad, just disappointed.
Not only did she lie, but she cant even grab blunt.
I miss Bernie, his butters were so clean, and his style was so natural.
Trump enjoys currently enjoys a major lead amongst racers, but is lagging far behind Clinton amongst freeskiers.
