The moronic posts, trolling and bickering that occur daily in NSs forums have long supported this belief.

Assumptions notwithstanding, the average NSer is 21 years old.

That is: twenty-one, legal-in-the-states, fully-an-adult, not-a-teenager years old.

Newschoolers Releases Site Demographics: Turns Out no one is Actually 13 years old.

To determine how this can be true is a matter of some debate.

Some members wondered whether the removal of person to person interaction was to blame.

What idiot upvoted every post!?

finished Dr_King_Schultz, providing the final nail in the coffin of the thread.

Scared and startled readers rushed to defend themselves in light of the announcement.

His old account (darn it!)

is no longer accessible, but really, hes OG.

And at that point you might as well just be 13.

Remember kids, you cant win for trying, they were quoted as saying.

It is uncertain exactly what will come of this ground-breaking announcement.

He must be like 13 or something.