Basically as the title says, if you ask me about anything, I will answer.

It can be advice or any curiosity at how awesome it is to be me.

I will take a stab at update this as much as possible so keep checking back!

OH.Holliday- Poles or no poles?

ccmountain- what is this?

i don’t even.

  • You don’t even… what?

You don’t know how to fucking read?

Bukkakeskitrip- what would you do if you werent an ugly ginger?

What should i do with the other one?

Sell it send it back, give it away?

  • I honestly believe you should do the right thing and send that shit to me.

I need some ski gear that’s not 5 years old.

  • No idea what the fuck you’re talking about.

young_hawaii- what would you do if you couldn’t ski?

What is your opinion on Park City painting all the rails green?

  • I’m a fan of them even if a certain polar bear doesn’t like the color green.

  • NM, jus chillin lol, u?

chocolate- Disgusting filth like you should have no part of a site like this.

  • I don’t blame you for being angry because you’re a woman.

You’re illogical, emotional and lack driving skills or any athletic ability for that matter.

Nah I’m kidding, I don’t believe women are like that…

I just think you’re a bitch.

nacho.steez- Im havin trouble whipping my 7s around.

  • Keep on practicing.

Just keep that head looking for the landing and keep on hucking yourself until you learn it.

If I can do it, anyone with a functioning body can do it.

Can jesus microwave a burrito so hot, he himself could not eat it?

  • Jesus could make wine out of water and he could create a feast out of one fish ovary.

Why would he ever eat such shitty food as Mexican?

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

  • Fuck should I know, no one tells me how they do.

Given the choice between Sarah Palin fucking you, and you fucking Glenn Beck, which would you choose?

  • Are you fucking stupid?

Sarah Palin because she’s bangin.

I constantly have wet dreams about a threesome with Palin and her butter-face daughter.

If we teamed up and created a website called schoonewlers.com, would you moderate it with me?

Which is better, steak or ribs?

  • Steak is only better than ribs because you get more of it.

If they made a hybrid between steak and ribs, it would be the perfect food item.

Im curious about black pussy, what should I do?

  • Taste the brown sugar, my friend.

Tell me how it is.

Liam.Butler- Should I hit my girl friend when she is sassing me?

  • When she is sassing you, its usually not cause for physical violence.

This can be achieved by letting her know how worthless, sad and helpless she would be without you.

Once she realizes this, then my friend, she will remember why she needs you.

eljefe- what is skiierman’s divine purpose on this earth?

  • My divine purpose has not yet been released to me.

These tablets will be my guide to creating a new religion- the RIGHT religion.

oboe$- So there’s this girl at school that I am REALLLLLY interested in.

She is the apple of my eye.

The problem is, she’s with a guy right now…and older man.

How should I go about telling her my true feelings for her?

How should I “dispose” of this guy?

I really need all of the steps to how I should go about this.

This girl may or may not be a teacher.

Granite_State- uwhere do babies cum from?

  • Man meets a girl at a party.

But being drunk, they laugh it off and head off different ways.

They never see each other again.

6 months later, the guy gets a call from a number not recognizable.

It’s the girl he fucked, she’s pregnant.

That’s where babies come from, stupid drunk decisions.

CL@SSy- what do i fap to tomorrow?

sense then, i have invested good money into keeping it in good condition.

PVC broke, i went out and bought new ones.

some of the boards broke, i went out and bought new 2X4’s.

so i spent my hard earned $.

last week they finalized the purchase and want there rail back.

so what do i do?

it was built by us, so it was great or anything.

but it saw substantial wear over the summer, and some of it was from the owner himself.

  • Well man based on those facts, I’d say its not worth losing a friend over.

Go talk to them about how you feel but don’t be gay about it.

Once winter hits, you guys won’t be wasting much time on it anyways.

What goes through your mind when you wake up?

Is it who you are going to eat today?

Or how to insult more idiots.

I don’t know whether to commemorate you or key in insults at you.

Consider my question this: Should I hate you or tolerate your “e-presence?”

Also, are you a cannibal?

  • Joe, I expect you to do whatever the fuck you want.

It is a website and whatever happens online shouldn’t affect how you feel.

To add to that, I’m not a cannibal.

I love meat, just not the kind I could legally fuck before eating.