The salmon spawn in the rivers, soon to die.
The bears paw at roofs of sappy snow, emerge, and begin eating trash.
The birds lounging at their canary pools glance northward in unison.
Napes provides color commentary in the personal space of the camera.
Its a seasonal rhythm.
He is hairy and has goat feet and a dragon tongue.
But guys, Krampus is flawed too.
Seb is giving Krampuskind.
Before each tournament, I execute the numbers.
I see who the people are bullish on and whos hibernating on who.
They say we are a global power, weakened.
A goat with a lame leg.
In SLVSH terms, I guess this means we arent producing fire no more.
Formerly mohawked, New Jersey native, and 6 seed Ryan Stevenson is here to prove GSH wrong.
Lets gamble
Matej, Matej, Matej.
The dude is fucking on one.
Hes the 1 seed according to my calculations.
He has to be the 1 seed no matter which way you slice it.
Taylor Brooke Lundquist, Rylie Warnick, Anri Kawamura, and Alais Develay.
This isnt quite the same stage we usually think of (triples, sw dub 14s etc.)
Sorry Ferdi
This year, crews are in.
Back in the day, teams and crews (film crews) were pretty distinct entities.
So, if you see Nico Porteous in a Redbull helmet, remember: hes Boom Club.
Matej is way too online to not be drinking Bang Energy.
Ill round out my forecast with the sayingalways the bridesmaid, never the bride.
You might think of a few people.
The walk down the aisle will not be easy.
He could face known shithouser Felix Klein or more likely, the silky minx from Geilo, Mikkel BK.
Seb or Ferdi most likely.
Now is the time Max ties a knot on this thing.
