“Oh shit, what do I do now.”
It’s becoming that time of year when local mountains are closing up for the summer.
The lifts are spinning for the last days.
For most, the ending date came fast.
Weren’t there bottomless powder turns just a few days ago?
Suddenly new actives pop up that revolve around ‘camping,’ ‘fishing’ and ‘hiking’.
Many winter friends have already left town.
1 - Denial
I know, I know.
You’re still holding on to that idea that there’s going to be one more powder day.
Maybe another bonus weekend.
You’re set on the idea of skinning or hiking up just to ski corn and grass.
It’s not over till you say it’s over, right?
Except with your ex.
2 - Anger
You’re mad that the resort’s national forest service permit is up.
You’re mad you didn’t get onto the mountain at least 60 days.
You’re mad that every goal you had for the season now stands incomplete.
You didn’t eventryto do a backflip.
Life suxs, summer suxs and you’re newly single so suxs for you.
3 - Bargaining
Ullr is no longer with us.
Snow dances no longer count.
Birthday candle wishes won’t make a difference.
Try as much as you want but winter is gone and done.
The #mylifeisyourvacation hashtag will continue to live on through other outdoor recreation.
Once you’ve finally accepted summer into your heart it’s time to enjoy the sun and warmth.
However, it’s never too early to get stoked for more turns.
