BURN IN HELL NEWSCHOOLERS

THE END OF YOUR PUNY WORLD HAS ARRIVED, YOU HORRID SPAWN OF NEWSCHOOLERS! THERE IS NO ESCAPE! YOUR DEMISE WAS CALCULATED BY YOUR OWN DEVIOUS DEEDS! BY WORSHIPPING FALSE GOD, YOU HAVE TURNED YOUR HEROS INTO EXEMPLIFIED ANTI-CHRISTS! BEHOLD AND SEE WHAT YOUR BELOVED IDOL HAS BECOME DUE TO YOUR WRETCHED ACTIONS! FOR MILLENIA TO COME, THEY WILL UTTER NOTHING BUT VILE SHOUTING OF ENDLESS DEGREES! YOUR PRECIOUS GIFTS OF THE EARTH, THE SUBSTANCE CHICH YOU CRAVE SNOW....

April 4, 2011 · 1 min · 120 words · Dominique Welch

Candide Kamera The Movie

Here are the first pictures of the making-of; the movie will be released in September 2012. Find further information on the movie here

April 4, 2011 · 1 min · 23 words · Daniel Nelson

Gaper Day & Backflip-a-Day, Backflip #10

April Fools day is a golden opportunity to have an all-out good time. Poking fun at haters and gapers is what Gaper day is all about. I was able to make it out from SLC to partake. It was sunny and warm. We slathered on the sunscreen. Hot lapped the park, hiked off Imperial Peak and shredded some G.N.A.R. points through Lake Chutes. I busted out the 143 with a 14″ stance for some radical ripping....

April 4, 2011 · 1 min · 125 words · Brandon Sims

GMF ? Jaded

GMF Freeride member Louis Erickson and Ben Blakely have been getting it good in Jackson, WY. Here is their latest update and perspective on late season pow sniping. Is it bad when the dog isn’t even getting off the couch? Or pre-gaming before Glory lap number two? There is no shame in taking some time to recover and restock your reserves with plenty of bacon. As long as you get it good, stay happy, and keep that 5pm powder stash hush-hush....

April 4, 2011 · 1 min · 113 words · Allison Carroll

Guerlain Chicherit returns ?ESPN ITW?

Guerlain Chicherit Check out photos of French rally car racer and pro skier Guerlain Chicherit. He wasn’t allowed to ski at all. He is, after all, one of Tignes’ hometown heroes. But then, suddenly, he quit skiing all together to focus on his rally career. He won a few more ski contests in 2006 and 2007, and then he stopped competing again. Now, at age 32, Chicherit is considering his third re-entry into competitive big-mountain freeskiing....

April 4, 2011 · 1 min · 99 words · Kathleen Cooley

Lol this wass phenominall

okay so tihs just happend to me and my too bros its a bit long-winged story but beer with me, sparks notes in the bottom ok so me and my bros (best eva) were chillin outside the local 7/11 and we sawed this fine ass bitch(datass face) and were like ‘yo lets hit this girl up’ and i though that we all had a channce so we flipped a coin (lol actually a penny but we) and first it was my other bros turn to try (also on NS, hungrylove)so my bro was ghonna go for it but then me and my bro tought ‘fcu kit man" and we kickede him in the shin lol he wont be skiin notime sooner then the girl was all like ‘ey wassap y u kick him in da shins’ and we were like ‘cos we mad hungry yo and ballin’ and she saw my jibberish tal-t and i cpould see she was gettin real wet and shit so we figered why not we gonna eifel tower this bitch so we got in my bros car (lol hungryloves car he was stil lcryin ,pussy bitch) so we drive to my crib and show the bitch wat we do up in this bitch and that was thew b and e show muddu winter she got blasted by the steeze and wanted slide on our sticks real hard like so we got the futon out and she started to you know get down down on me while my bro was totally doing the shocker on the bitch adn she loved then we started to eiffl tower her and did a reel gfoodd high five the only way saga reppin bros can (lol hungrylove was still cryin in the toiler9 so we start hitting the bonk with dankass mad kush just like wiz baby black and yellow blak and yelloew ya heard and then we get mad jeebies and tell to get her the fuc k out and slam the door on that ass lol and now hungrylove comes to hit that rips lungs ful and starts spacing out lol what a pussy still no hardcore and cant even do carve 5 bluntso yeah that was my fucking night reppin ns foeva lol we dint pee in her butt lol faqs naaww jk but imma hit the hay but ill bring more quality storie for yall later on man PEACE...

April 4, 2011 · 3 min · 438 words · Richard Rose

New 2011-2012 Gear Collection Revealed

Hey hey hey Shredders… Winter is winding down in the northern hemisphere, as temps creep upwards. Like the end of wave season in Hawaii, you’re prolly getting your last sessions in before the goodies are all gone and you trade in your skis and snowboards for whatever your summer activity of choice. To get you salivating for the next winter Shred Season, we’d like to show you the sneak peek of new 2011/2012 goggles to wet your whistle… ohhh yeah, baby....

April 4, 2011 · 1 min · 153 words · Denise Wilson

Warren Miller Has Ruined Skiing

The innovation and breakthroughs to new, unexplored sides of skiing are slowly coming to a standstill. Some of us blame the competitive nature of extreme sports. Some of us blame the mainstream exposure. Some of us blame the interference from the IOC. I blame Warren Miller. Until he sold out. A truly inspiring, and yet vague philosophy. What is this mysterious ‘it’? Now, that era has come to an end....

April 4, 2011 · 1 min · 145 words · Angela Bridges

Win a Free Camp: Congratulations!

The best video wins a free summer Camp! Due date is April 15. We will be informing everyone next week on how we would like you all to submit/upload your videos. So hang tight, and we’ll keep you posted! Stay tuned for more details! Good luck and may your funny bone lead you well. Colby James West and the Momentum Crew Momentumcamps Facebook Twitter @momentumcamps

April 4, 2011 · 1 min · 65 words · Ashley Gibson

4/1-4/3 reports

4/1 Hey all, EV skiing was truly funky. The warm temps and high winds turned everything exposed into a glazed donut. Trees are still skiing well, with deep space funk snow. Today’s sun and warm temps should mank everything out pretty well. Amazing the difference a couple days will make in the spring. Taking time off from EV to let the legs rest. Watching the next possible storm on Sunday, Monday....

April 3, 2011 · 1 min · 145 words · Patrick Mayer

Sights and sounds.

For the visual experience.

April 3, 2011 · 1 min · 4 words · Mary Lindsey

Onward.

Our last day in California happened in perfect Americana style with a day at the beach, HB to be more precise. Next stop Taiwan.  

April 2, 2011 · 1 min · 24 words · Joel Collins

Welcome to Taiwan.

We arrived just in time to start a day in the future, welcome to Taipei, Taiwan.

April 2, 2011 · 1 min · 16 words · Scott Lopez